Congratulations: You've won a million dollars! (no taxes)

What would i do with a million dollars. Well without all the taxes i could do a couple things with it. I would first and foremost pay for college expenses since college is a such a bitch. I would help out family in the philippines, my cousins who are living poorly. i would pay for their education and supplies and clothes and food. I would definitely treat them. I would also give some to my boyfriend for college, so he can come with me instead of going into the airforce T____T. I would then turn the rest of the money into bussiness and make MORE money out of it. Then i'd pay my parents back and give some money to my siblings for THEIR college funds and all that stuff. i would then proceed to shop til i drop in all the shops i want. forever 21, chanel, hot topic, dolce&gabana, gucci.

i dont think this bill actually exists. and i heard a million dollars would probably be only a briefcase full of money, not really like a truckload like what they make it out to be in the movies.